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From Magazine Discussion / To Would or Would Not Part 1
Posted 1 Aug 18 01:56
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And very nice, too.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Jul 18 14:10
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Ecstasy can soon take a susceptible youngster!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Jul 18 07:41
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You often underestimate.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Jul 18 07:40
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"Teddy (Edward), dear, did you...?"

 
From News Discussion / Bees are Dying Out Because They are Stupid
Posted 29 Jul 18 11:53
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The grass was the wrong height?

I'm so incensed about this, that I'm going to write a story about it.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 Jul 18 09:22
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Unguent: naughtily greasy, usually extremely nice texture.

 
From News Discussion / Bees are Dying Out Because They are Stupid
Posted 29 Jul 18 00:02
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Tried to get you a link, but it won't have it.

It's probably me. Or the bee.

 
From News Discussion / Bees are Dying Out Because They are Stupid
Posted 28 Jul 18 23:59
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Here you go:

https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yorkshire-news/bee-lady-queen-new-year-987129



 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 Jul 18 15:56
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Stupidity! That's utterly preposterous! I declare it to you!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 Jul 18 13:23
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Trammelled, restricted a man's movements. Electors liked Labour's election demonstrations.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 27 Jul 18 12:32
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Everyone visits everywhere, really. You often need enjoyment...

 
From News Discussion / White House To Create Russian Bedroom For Putin Visit Tweets Trump
Posted 25 Jul 18 04:23
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I couldn't care less.

Or, if you prefer, I could care less.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 Jul 18 04:19
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Everyone, verily EVERYONE reads Yeats! Or, nearly everyone...

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 Jul 18 01:00
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"Everyone vaulted?Everyone? Really?"
"Yvonne only - not everyone!"

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 Jul 18 00:53
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Yvonne vaulted over net nimbly, everyone!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 Jul 18 12:38
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Uncle never could leave early!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 Jul 18 12:37
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You old, uncle?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 Jul 18 12:36
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Energy nobody ever really gives you.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 Jul 18 12:35
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Done on no energy.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 Jul 18 12:34
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Deed - everything ever done.

 
From News Discussion / Bees are Dying Out Because They are Stupid
Posted 24 Jul 18 12:32
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Oh, yes!



 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 Jul 18 04:17
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Saved - a very economical deed.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 23 Jul 18 04:37
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Magazines are good advertising zones. I need extra Strepsils.


I have a sore throat.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 23 Jul 18 04:34
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Sensationalism: end 'negative sensationalism', and tout it often, nationally and locally, in several magazines.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 22 Jul 18 06:54
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Siestas in, especially, Spain, though also Singapore.

 
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