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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 May 19 05:15
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"Temazepam excites me," asserted zookeeper Eric. Patently, a medicine.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 1 May 19 02:52
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Desire exceeds supply; I require enjoyment.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Apr 19 03:29
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Turnip usually reeks; nutritional, if putrid.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 Apr 19 05:00
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Moon orbits our 'nugget'.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 Apr 19 22:29
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Sound of universe nearing doom.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 Apr 19 22:28
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Lyres? Yes, really excellent sound!

 
From General Discussion / Creativity
Posted 27 Apr 19 14:01
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From News Discussion / Operation To Conjoin Twins A Success
Posted 27 Apr 19 10:52
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"I mean, kids joined at the hip has become such a cliché..."

I wonder where John went.

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From News Discussion / World's Oldest Looking Man Dies Aged 77
Posted 27 Apr 19 10:44
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"She says she may well buy a new sponge to mark the occasion, but will have to leave the funeral early to attend a poetry convention in Kuala Lumpur."

As you do.

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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 26 Apr 19 22:15
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Yawnarama: a word nobody acknowledged realistically. A meaningless acronym.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 26 Apr 19 13:17
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Scottish coppers often take truncheon issue somewhat heartily.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 Apr 19 10:51
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Literature is totally encapsulating, relaxing at the university reading English.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 Apr 19 16:48
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Hey! That said 'YARN'.

I'll do it.

Yarn: a readable novel.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 Apr 19 12:41
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Essay, short story, a yarn.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 Apr 19 05:33
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Tyrant, you're really a nasty type!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 23 Apr 19 10:56
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Twat was a tyrant.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 19 Apr 19 03:44
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Rodent often dribbles entering neighbor's toilet.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 Apr 19 10:59
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Malevolence, a loathsome, excitable violent or lustful eagerness, nearly completely evil.

 
From News Discussion / Revenge Of Jacques De Molay As Notre Dame Is Toast
Posted 17 Apr 19 13:03
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Quote: Jaggedone

As for your sly, sarcastic and, quite out of order comment about my 'twisting news stories,' well hypocrisy is obviously way up on your wish list MW...




I don't recall naming you, JO, but, if the cap fits...


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Jaggedone

Sad, very sad, when we should all be laughing, but not at a burning, iconic building where Fire Fighters were risking their lives attempting to save what they could; but MW, you were always a master joker, and that will never change....




I'm not laughing at a burning, iconic building, or firefighters risking their lives. Wherever did you get that impression? I merely said that it was an informative piece. A cursory re-read would show you this.

Here's my comment again, so you can compare it with what you thought I wrote:


Quote: Monkey Woods

In fact, I thought it was a rather informative piece, JO, and not the usual kind of minor rehashing of current events that we've become familiar with.




See?

 
From News Discussion / Revenge Of Jacques De Molay As Notre Dame Is Toast
Posted 17 Apr 19 07:44
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Quote: Jaggedone

I find any particular 'jokes' related to this tragic event should not appear here, and again I blame our editor for being ambiguous, non-decisive, plus inept.




That would be me, then. I don't know, I didn't see much wrong with it, and I've not heard any reports of deaths. So far...

In fact, I thought it was a rather informative piece, JO, and not the usual kind of minor rehashing of current events that we've become familiar with.


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Jaggedone

Spoofers over the years have always avoided spoofing about death or tragedy, and the writer of this, and other spoofs, pertaining to the tragic events in Paris are scavenging like hungry hyenas hoping to get a hit...UNACCEPTABLE!!!


Not strictly true. Lots of people have taken advantage of current events, regardless of the consequences. What happened here? A building burnt down.

A nice building, yes, but a building.

 
From News Discussion / Elton John Opens Fudge Packing Plant In Buttcrack, New Jersey
Posted 15 Apr 19 04:15
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Lovely.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Apr 19 01:14
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Year: exactly a revolution.

 
From News Discussion / Man Who Eats A Lot Of Fish Develops A Hankering For The Sea
Posted 15 Apr 19 00:03
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So, what you seem to be saying, if I've interpreted your words correctly, is that they are able to think in a different 'dimension'.

This is all very interesting, and some of the things JO referred to, are now starting to make sense...

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 13 Apr 19 06:43
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Extremity: xenophobic tendencies remain. Eradicating malevolence - it takes years!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 11 Apr 19 11:17
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Shore has original ragged edge.

 
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