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From General Discussion / Threadpit Girl
Posted 10 Nov 07 10:08
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Oaf!

 
From News Discussion / Ex Boyfriend Successfully Snubbed
Posted 7 Nov 07 14:35
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I gave it 5 too.

 
From General Discussion / I got rumbled at work
Posted 30 Aug 07 15:58
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We've got that as well. That's what prompted my getting rumbled, mate.



 
From General Discussion / I got rumbled at work
Posted 30 Aug 07 15:57
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I'm a proofreader. I'll have to get on the net at home then I can really start to post some stories.

 
From News Discussion / EastEnders Phil Mitchell To 'Get Angry' In Christmas Day Special
Posted 23 Aug 07 09:08
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Nah, mate, I was at the library, or 'the office' as I now call it.

It's where all my 'serious work' gets done.

Yesterday, more redundancies were announced. It was only last March that we had the first round. Now it looks like it's the beginning of the end. Only a matter of time.

 
From News Discussion / EastEnders Phil Mitchell To 'Get Angry' In Christmas Day Special
Posted 21 Aug 07 14:39
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Why, thank you.

 
From News Discussion / Bank robbery filmed on CCTV - Portugese police stumped
Posted 8 Aug 07 16:06
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I already told you it was a classic, Mink.

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i22981

 
From General Discussion / Funny real news
Posted 6 Aug 07 12:36
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/6932801.stm


I've lived there - this is a brilliant story!

 
From News Discussion / Manchester City Owner's Human Rights Abuses 'Weren't That Bad'
Posted 2 Aug 07 15:01
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Yeah, it's a JOKE. It is a SPOF NEWS story written on a SPOOF NEWS website.

Apart from the last sentence, that is.

 
From News Discussion / Leeds United To Start New Season Minus A Goalkeeper
Posted 28 Jul 07 09:44
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I wonder if they can find their way to Hartlepool, Cheltenham and Yeovil.

Testing times for the Whites, to be sure.

 
From News Discussion / Leeds United To Start New Season Minus A Goalkeeper
Posted 27 Jul 07 15:52
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Have you heard the term 'fits and starts'?

They are having a fit.

I love writing about Leeds. They are our arch rivals. Hope they don't find a goalie anytime soon.

 
From General Discussion / I am brand new.
Posted 14 Jul 07 10:54
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Quote: trythisathome

I am all brand new.


I am real old.

Hello.

 
From News Discussion / Tour de Force - It's a knockout, on wheels!
Posted 11 Jul 07 14:14
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I thought it was funny. I remember It's A Knockout, with Eddie, Stuart and Arthur Ellis. The European ones were the best. He should have mentioned 'playing the joker'.

 
From General Discussion / Not funny real news
Posted 11 Jul 07 14:08
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6287926.stm


Oh, those uncivilsed Africans!

 
From General Discussion / Funny real news
Posted 11 Jul 07 09:52
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I wonder what the cow in the picture is thinking



Moooooo!

 
From General Discussion / Funny real news
Posted 9 Jul 07 17:20
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Am I a prophet or what?

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i21606

A few miles away maybe, but ...


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/6284134.stm


How peculiar.

 
From General Discussion / This one made me smile...
Posted 30 Jun 07 14:33
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Not for the first time, I'm confused.

 
From General Discussion / This one made me smile...
Posted 29 Jun 07 17:11
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Things have got a little too philosophical over here for my liking...

 
From General Discussion / This one made me smile...
Posted 27 Jun 07 11:15
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That's weird. Did you post that before or after you read my EastEnders/Sex Warning story?

Did you read it at all? (blushes)

 
From General Discussion / Funny real news
Posted 22 Jun 07 13:10
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No one wants to own up...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/6766657.stm

 
From General Discussion / Maybe its because Im new
Posted 5 Jun 07 13:15
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Are you as gorgeous as your avatar?

 
From General Discussion / Maybe its because Im new
Posted 5 Jun 07 10:23
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I said "odd" not "totally distasteful", carina.

You and who work for the same company?

 
From General Discussion / Maybe its because Im new
Posted 5 Jun 07 07:27
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It's probably because it's not really decided yet, is it? Everybody's hoping that the very worst hasn't happened. I suppose, in a strange kind of way, you're very brave to write on the subject, not knowing how it's all going to turn out.

I had the same sort of feelings over the 'Bob Woolmer affair'. A bit dicey.

The last sentence was a bit odd, but anyway...

 
From General Discussion / How to overcome worry
Posted 4 Jun 07 15:59
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Really, Gnarly, he/she/it was only trying to help.

Yours gullibly,

MW

 
From General Discussion / How to overcome worry
Posted 4 Jun 07 15:04
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Yes, I see.

 
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