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From News Discussion / BBC converts Television Centre into 'brothel'
Posted 28 May 08 14:42
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Not bad, Muttley, not bad.

 
From News Discussion / Crime In The Womb On The Increase, Says Study
Posted 28 May 08 10:08
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Have you seen that thread on the other forum? They still don't know that you and I are the same person!

 
From News Discussion / Star Trek Mr Spock Exposed As Fraud
Posted 21 May 08 12:07
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You're a gent. I think.

 
From News Discussion / UK Inflation Set To Spiral Madly Out Of Control - Could Ruin Xmas, Says Office of National Statistics
Posted 19 May 08 09:24
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Has it got a drive?

Awww, bollox. Don't worry, I haven't even got a car, and my push-bike has a puncture.

 
From News Discussion / UK Inflation Set To Spiral Madly Out Of Control - Could Ruin Xmas, Says Office of National Statistics
Posted 17 May 08 09:40
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Is anybody feeling the effects of this yet? I'm just waiting for the housing market to collapse, and then I can move in and snap up a property for a knock-down price. Is this immoral of me?

 
From News Discussion / Rangers Fans Labelled "Drunks" By Respectable Manchester Folk
Posted 16 May 08 11:06
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You know it is.

 
From News Discussion / Dyson Sues Burma After Burmese Dual Cyclone
Posted 15 May 08 13:51
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Brilliant. 5 stars

 
From News Discussion / Next Seasons English Premier League will consist of Only 4 Teams
Posted 15 May 08 10:37
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Brilliant. 1 star.

Sorry, I mean 5 stars.

 
From General Discussion / Tonights Entertainment.
Posted 15 May 08 10:30
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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm chilled monkey brains on toast!


What you saying?

 
From News Discussion / China Too Overpopulated, Too Powerful, Too Chinese, Say Enemies
Posted 7 May 08 14:42
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The other day, I was returning from Birmingham, and the train I was on was destined for Shrewsbury. I remember thinking:

"Don't fall asleep and arrive at Shrewsbury. That's where INSEINE is!"

 
From News Discussion / China Too Overpopulated, Too Powerful, Too Chinese, Say Enemies
Posted 7 May 08 14:01
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And they'd buy them J-man.

Anyone ever eaten dog?

 
From News Discussion / China Too Overpopulated, Too Powerful, Too Chinese, Say Enemies
Posted 7 May 08 10:16
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Anybody got any views on China?

Like, do you think they will become the World Leader people are talking about? Do you care?

Is anybody there?

 
From News Discussion / Cristiano Ronaldo Dive Was Cause Of 'Groundsmen Scuffle'
Posted 29 Apr 08 13:01
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Actually, I just remembered this from way back...

Chelsea Divers

and then there was this...

New Kit, Yellow Streak




 
From News Discussion / Adolf Hitler Found In Austrian Bunker
Posted 29 Apr 08 10:49
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Anyone care to look after General Blondi the Reichsdog?

 
From News Discussion / Gok Wan Outed as Heterosexual
Posted 25 Apr 08 14:30
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Pretty good

 
From News Discussion / Bolton Police Drugs Raid Goes Tits-Up
Posted 19 Apr 08 09:43
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I thought so, too.

 
From News Discussion / Karen Matthews To Star In 'Shameless'
Posted 16 Apr 08 14:41
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Coincidence?

Hmmmm....

 
From General Discussion / I can't believe this!
Posted 9 Apr 08 14:41
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I could always edit that if you like...

 
From General Discussion / I can't believe this!
Posted 9 Apr 08 14:26
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Quote: queen mudder

The Diana pantomime always was a farce from the very start.

And it may not be over yet.


You mean this one:

Diana Panto


Oh no you didn't....

 
From News Discussion / EastEnders Peggy Mitchell Tells Pat Butcher "Ged Arda Mar Pab!"
Posted 4 Apr 08 16:42
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Yeah, well, they're Cockney geezers int they, Mark?

 
From News Discussion / Manchester United To Change Name
Posted 28 Mar 08 09:52
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Is it supposed to be a funny story?

 
From General Discussion / What shall i do?
Posted 22 Mar 08 10:49
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I'm really surprised at some of the opinions expressed on here.

Clearly, you should stick with your friends and politely inform Reema, if that is her real name, that you risk losing your other friends if you stay with her. If she is a nice person, she will understand. If not, who gives a phuk?

What does she look like? Has she got big tits?

 
From News Discussion / Subway manager is sacked for scoffing all the stock
Posted 22 Mar 08 10:41
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Drivel - 0 stars.

Please critique me now. I'm feeling low, and need the punishment.

 
From News Discussion / Stripper Jenny Bigtits is Really a Man!
Posted 20 Mar 08 15:52
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Quote: Duncan Whitehead

Seems to me you rip into those who critique you, (me, mohit, qm and now Jman)


Could I be next, please?

 
From News Discussion / Lady Spoof Writers Agree to Referee Size Contest
Posted 19 Mar 08 11:33
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See below

 
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