Forum Home / Login / Register

All times are GMT

Forum Home / Forum posts by Monkey Woods


227 Pages - «« « 208 209 [210] 211 212 » »»
From General Discussion / 70s Kinky Mormon Joyce McKinney is the secret dog cloner?
Posted 9 Aug 08 11:46
Message

Quote: IN SEINE

Paul

I mean Harry...

or is it Ringo?


~IS~


Try Monkey.

 
From General Discussion / 70s Kinky Mormon Joyce McKinney is the secret dog cloner?
Posted 9 Aug 08 00:09
Message
Ah, I'm sick of it! All these fatal stabbings, the Credit Crunch, falling house prices, late SATs, 9/11, oil prices, and bread £1 a loaf! All your fault IN SEINE.

Don't try to wriggle out of it!


I'm going to bed! And sort your stupid f*cking avatar out, you arse!

 
From General Discussion / 70s Kinky Mormon Joyce McKinney is the secret dog cloner?
Posted 8 Aug 08 23:59
Message
Yeah, and that boxer that got sent home for "not making the weight". That's your fault as well! Even the guy on Radio5Live said:

"It's insane!"


Proof, if you needed it.

 
From General Discussion / 70s Kinky Mormon Joyce McKinney is the secret dog cloner?
Posted 8 Aug 08 23:32
Message
IN SEINE, I have revised my last opinion of who is responsible for that posting on the BBC 606 site. IT IS YOU! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS YOU SHREWSBURY-FACED SNOT-NOSED BASTARD! You are the worst kind of twat on this site and I am going to fucnbhiasgbY8WDG63GCXN

 
From General Discussion / 70s Kinky Mormon Joyce McKinney is the secret dog cloner?
Posted 8 Aug 08 23:12
Message
No, it wasn't you. It was originallambrettaman. That's not you. He has better grammar and punctuation skills than you.

 
From General Discussion / 70s Kinky Mormon Joyce McKinney is the secret dog cloner?
Posted 8 Aug 08 22:29
Message
No, it was about Hull City. On that 606 site, everything is Sport. I even think I know who it is who posted it - a friend of your 'friend' WM! And two of the other three stories were also from WM as well!

They told me they would suspend the 'author' until they'd sorted it out.

 
From General Discussion / 70s Kinky Mormon Joyce McKinney is the secret dog cloner?
Posted 8 Aug 08 21:06
Message
No, but some cheeky twat had copy-and-pasted one of my stories onto the BBC 606 site the other week, so I emailed the Beeb and asked them if it was their policy to allow cheeky twats to do that.

They replied saying "sorry", and that it was against their Copyright Rules. They said they were going to ask the 'author'(!) to remove or adapt it, but neither has happened. I found another three pieces from TheSpoof on there, and notified them of those as well. Just waiting for their reply.

 
From General Discussion / Olympics Opening Ceremony
Posted 8 Aug 08 19:45
Message
I got a bit tense when that guy went up on the wire to light the torch at the end. As he was running along, he overtook the 'scroll' that was 'unfurling'. He'll be sent to the camps for that.

 
From General Discussion / Olympics Opening Ceremony
Posted 8 Aug 08 18:41
Message
I see you watched it all, JB. The whole four hours.

 
From News Discussion / Algerian Immigrants Return To Algeria From UK
Posted 8 Aug 08 17:51
Message

Quote: The 1st Earl of Nythe

rubbish unfunny racist rant disguised as satire


Thank God (Allah?) for that. Someone to take the heat off me at last!

 
From General Discussion / 'Hilton spoof hits back at McCain'
Posted 8 Aug 08 09:38
Message
I saw it on TV, QM.

I think, all things being equal, she could do a good 'job'.

 
From General Discussion / 'Hilton spoof hits back at McCain'
Posted 8 Aug 08 00:07
Message
Turn your spellchecker on.

 
From General Discussion / Did you watch this TV show?
Posted 7 Aug 08 21:33
Message
Oh yes, I remember now. And there was a huge cop chase, and people in the cupboard and Jesus Budda was in it. Yeah, yeah, I know now. It was a good one, that was.

 
From General Discussion / Did you watch this TV show?
Posted 7 Aug 08 21:21
Message
What episode of Coach that Nick wrote?

 
From News Discussion / Victoria Pendleton To Ride In Olympics In Her Birthday Suit
Posted 7 Aug 08 20:08
Message
Kind of follows on from Nick's Amanda Beard story.


I couldn't think how to finish it, so I went for depravity. It usually works.

 
From General Discussion / Did you watch this TV show?
Posted 7 Aug 08 20:00
Message
No, I haven't seen it.

 
From General Discussion / Is Mark Lowton being held hostage by Farida Benamar
Posted 7 Aug 08 15:56
Message

Quote: IN SEINE

You lazy git, just type in your [real] name into google and it's there about 10 links down




You're confusing me now, IN SEINE. I typed my [real] name into Google, as you said, but all I got was this:

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=Monkey+Woods&btnG=Search&meta=

No mention of a Paul Lowton, dead or alive.

 
From General Discussion / Is Mark Lowton being held hostage by Farida Benamar
Posted 6 Aug 08 22:46
Message
Add the link please.

 
From General Discussion / Is Mark Lowton being held hostage by Farida Benamar
Posted 6 Aug 08 22:37
Message
Who am I then?



Katanga.

 
From General Discussion / Is Mark Lowton being held hostage by Farida Benamar
Posted 6 Aug 08 22:18
Message
My brother.


Apparently

 
From General Discussion / Is Mark Lowton being held hostage by Farida Benamar
Posted 6 Aug 08 21:43
Message
Who's Farida Benamar?



Umbongo.

 
From News Discussion / Batman Movie Cursed After Two Stars Arrested In UK
Posted 6 Aug 08 20:46
Message
Kiyumbo sli ahandol ahi

 
From General Discussion / Tihn oteek
Posted 6 Aug 08 20:45
Message
No, no wait. He's starting to make sense....

 
From General Discussion / Babababaloobaloobaloobalalaboo
Posted 6 Aug 08 20:44
Message
You say "phenylalanylglutamin", but what you really mean is: "Phenylalanylglutamonascarn".

How careless!

Oaf!

 
From News Discussion / Batman Movie Cursed After Two Stars Arrested In UK
Posted 5 Aug 08 23:25
Message
Farmyard birds? I'm afraid I haven't the faintest idea what you are talking about, Madam Eta.

 
227 Pages - «« « 208 209 [210] 211 212 » »»
Any opinions expressed here are purely the opinions of the contributors and are not necessarily the opinions of The Spoof, its staff or the original writer of the spoof news/parody/satire story.

Go to top

Who is online?

There is 1 registered user currently online: 1 is active , none are currently inactive .

Users online:

Featured writer
Zabdgrov667
Zabdgrov667
Joined: 09 July 2009
Stories Written: 57
Go to top
43 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more