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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Jun 19 00:36
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Sardines, a rare delight in north - especially Siberia.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 Jun 19 15:37
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"Rubbish? Use black bin," I said high-falutingly.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 31 May 19 22:15
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Knows no other word, Sir?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 31 May 19 05:42
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Slowly, like old woman licking yolk.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 27 May 19 05:42
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Quote: JinoLeFeeto

I never count past 3. Pissing off Monkeys




Eh?


Unicorns? Never! I could offer 'Royal Navy Seals'...

 
From News Discussion / Protesters demand repeal of the Porn Laws
Posted 26 May 19 09:42
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Not much wrong with this.

5

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 26 May 19 04:20
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Quote: Thelonius

Soles over loaded every Sunday.


Shouldn't that have been 'overloaded'?

And didn't Jean miss out the fourth 'e' in 'kneejerker'?

Oh, well.

You observe unicorns?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 May 19 18:13
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Stilettos, that is, ladies' extremely tall type of shoes.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 May 19 04:41
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Recklessly: excitedly, careless knowingly, ladies exhibit sexy stilettoes, like yours.

 
From General Discussion / Walking Football
Posted 20 May 19 13:53
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Quote: Darnell Febo

I want to register myself in the league but I am not aware of procedure.




Dear Darnell,

Do you mean "the procedure"?

Yours sincerely,

Donkey Wooms

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 19 May 19 10:27
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Eek! Erotic kneejerker!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 May 19 03:58
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Day at Yuletide.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 May 19 11:26
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PQ, you have to come up with something for 'ruminated'.

Have a look back at the last few, and you'll get it.

You're not daft!

Ruminated under mattress, in nervous, agitated tension every day.


Your turn: 'day'

 
From News Discussion / Subbuteo Football Player Sustains Career-Threatening Injury
Posted 16 May 19 10:39
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Quote: Dewani Unhatched

Yes, he will be shorter than the other players, but so was Sammy Lee.




He still is.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 May 19 10:36
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Sober, often bored, Erskin ruminated.

 
From General Discussion / Walking Football
Posted 15 May 19 10:46
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I'm up for it. Not sure I'd be totally reliable though, especially as there's no direct bus service.

 
From News Discussion / Man Has Aspirations Of Being An International Spoof Playboy
Posted 14 May 19 15:37
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Haha. Let me know what she thinks, PQ.

 
From General Discussion / Interesting
Posted 14 May 19 12:48
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Stunning repartee, Dunc.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 May 19 08:30
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Shamelessly have a miserable experience, lucklessly enduring 'sloppy seconds', like youngsters.

 
From General Discussion / Are we satirising, or are we being satirised?
Posted 12 May 19 04:16
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Are we writing news items like the 'proper' mainstream news providers, or are they starting to write like us?

Some of the headlines on the BBC have a familiar ring to them.

I'm scared of my own penis



 
From General Discussion / Interesting
Posted 10 May 19 00:20
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I saw this on the BBC this morning:

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-48196985

Fake News Ban


The beginning of the end?

 
From News Discussion / Oldest Football Club In The World Drops Through The 'Trap Door'
Posted 9 May 19 21:33
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Yeah, and Southport.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 May 19 21:30
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Serfdoms - especially Russia - feudal domains of miserable slaves.

 
From News Discussion / Oldest Football Club In The World Drops Through The 'Trap Door'
Posted 8 May 19 10:48
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You have to say, Skoob, it was pretty incredible. Liverpool, I mean.

And then there's Bolton...

 
From News Discussion / Oldest Football Club In The World Drops Through The 'Trap Door'
Posted 8 May 19 03:44
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I remember that well, Erskin. I think Bristol City were up in the First Division at around the same time, and both QPR and Villa were champions in that era.

I remember seeing Carlisle in the 70s at Boothferry Park, that blue shirt and the white mid-section with red piping was one of my favourite kits.

You know what I remember liking about Carlisle? Chris Balderstone, the man who was so gifted, he played cricket as well, for Leics, I think.

And I also went to Brunton Park once. A long way, that was.

Shame about Notts County, but, like Lincoln, Tranmere and the others, they're bound to get back up.

Aren't they?

 
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