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From News Discussion / Dictionary Opened On Very Rude Word
Posted 17 Jul 19 12:47
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Ah, I see.

 
From News Discussion / Kate Middleton Thinks Roger Federer Is A Bit Dishy
Posted 15 Jul 19 11:10
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I don't know. I didn't see ANY of it.

The whole thing was pure guesswork.

 
From News Discussion / Dictionary Opened On Very Rude Word
Posted 15 Jul 19 11:09
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'H', QM?

Sorry, I'm a bit thick.

Write very slowly when you reply...

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Jul 19 03:31
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Ugh, I'll do it.

Ulrika: latest romance is Kris Akabusi.

 
From News Discussion / Spot Checks Ordered As Uncircumcised Druids Banned From Stonehenge
Posted 12 Jul 19 06:28
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A source of inspiration for you, perhaps?

QM is going to be very grateful for all the hard work you've been putting in.

 
From General Discussion / Reform Section 5
Posted 11 Jul 19 15:23
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Just stumbled upon this on Facebook:

Reform Section 5 clip

 
From News Discussion / Elderly Cost Taxpayers TRILLIONS: One American's Views
Posted 11 Jul 19 01:47
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Short but sweet.

And worth talking about.

5

 
From General Discussion / From another site...
Posted 21 Jun 19 18:03
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I know it might be a bit naughty, coming from another site and all, but this story made me laugh.

Bolton story from The Onion

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 21 Jun 19 04:52
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├Łou ogled Ulrika.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 21 Jun 19 04:50
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Empathy: more patience and 'togetherness', haven't you?

 
From News Discussion / Beaver Touts New Bikini with Latest Fish Odor-Absorbing Technology
Posted 20 Jun 19 05:18
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Quote: Paxton Quigley

I cannot see anything amusing about this story.




I've just read it again to see if I missed something amusing the first time, but I hadn't.



 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 Jun 19 03:13
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Sycophants, yes-men, commonly obsequious persons, hideous arse-lickers, 'not totally sincere'.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Jun 19 15:01
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Railway arriving in Leeds, Wigan, and York.

 
From News Discussion / The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #5: The Saber-toothed Earthworm
Posted 16 Jun 19 14:23
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I think it's got summat to do with the fact the Magazine section has been incorporated (temporarily, I believe) into the Main News section.

That's probably why the Magazine Forum part is still there, just watching, and waiting to pounce.

A bit like that earthworm.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 12 Jun 19 06:09
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Harsh, alternatively rather 'shock horror'!

 
From News Discussion / Politically Correct Man Guiltily Has a Racial Thought
Posted 11 Jun 19 13:18
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"Todd declined..." to "...his brain."

Those two sentences are killers.

5

 
From News Discussion / Michael Gove Says Taking 'Class A' Drugs Should Not Prevent Him From Being Prime Minister
Posted 11 Jun 19 07:55
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We're an accepting, forgiving sort of society.

If he doesn't become leader, he'll land another decent job soon.

It'd be different for people at the bottom of the pile. They'd be in trouble with the police. Gove has probably never heard of the police.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 11 Jun 19 01:58
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Yiddish, I do declare, is somewhat harsh!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 Jun 19 04:09
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Tests examine students' test skill.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 Jun 19 04:07
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Exact X-rays are clinical tests.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 Jun 19 13:21
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Rambutan, a moorish but unpretentious taste, and nice.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 Jun 19 10:40
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Snow: not only Winter!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 Jun 19 10:39
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Seasons, (especially Autumn), September, October, November: snow.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 Jun 19 05:02
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Shells have extra layer, like skin.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 Jun 19 05:01
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Eggs give good shells.

 
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