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Posted: 25 Nov 18 01:11

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Lempit Opik (1879-1930) was a manufacturer of biscuits from the German city of Ausberg in south-west Bavaria. Son of Lemartz Opik, the inventor of the cheese grater, and his African-born mother Pitah, Lempit takes his name as a compound of the first syllables of his parents, as is the tradition in Germany. His father, a Frenchman by birth, was determined his son should have access to the high-q.....

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Posted: 25 Nov 18 01:13
This made me want to go and make a cuppa.

To have ambitions, was my ambition

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