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Posted: 1 Aug 18 08:37

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STEP #1) COMPOSE A COVER LETTER THAT DISPLAYS YOUR INTEREST IN THE POSITION AS WELL AS YOUR PROFESSIONALISM. (Also, do not forget to show all due respect to the Management Office that does the hiring.) Dear Fuckers, I was wiping my ass with a piece of newspaper last night, and I saw that your company currently has a position available for a “Certified Technical Programming Assistant Engine.....

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Posted: 1 Aug 18 08:38

“I get a little bit paranoid sometimes, and I start talking to invisible people. Will my supervisor have a problem with that?”




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Posted: 2 Aug 18 22:59
Oh, cool. I see this one is on the forum. Stopping by to say thanks and enjoy

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Posted: 3 Aug 18 17:25
Ok, Mark this one needs a warning. I nearly had a fookin asthma attack laughing at it!

Someone tried to make my life not worth living and NOW they're trying to kill me!
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Posted: 3 Aug 18 21:52
I'm currently sending out apologies to people who live in North America, Europe, and certain sections of Asia. There was a horrible sound this morning of beer bottles crashing all over the place. That was just the city emptying my recycling bin from last night. Sorry for the noise

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Posted: 5 Aug 18 11:29
Love it!

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Posted: 21 Nov 18 01:02
Deserves attention, shows initiative, self-starter.

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