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Posted: 10 Jun 18 12:38

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It always happens when you least expect it. You've gone through most of your life thinking that nothing really bad will ever happen to you, and you've never bothered to ask yourself the question, “What if?” Every time you saw a disaster or some type of horrible tragedy on television, you simply thought, “Hey, that will never happen to me.” Like everybody else, you assume that most problem.....

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Posted: 10 Jun 18 12:39
Some good advice here.

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Posted: 10 Jun 18 13:49
This is so damn accurate! I stapled myself to the desk and pretended to be a photographic mouse mat, but sadly they thought I was a stress toy, god, the bruises!

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Posted: 10 Jun 18 14:34
Was this at 'The Company', or some other shithole?

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Posted: 10 Jun 18 16:19
Current shithole, where a corporate visit is like alien gods have decended from the skies to destroy your little work planet and is followed by , literally, ritual sacrifice of those who "failed" in one or two very minor areas. You may as well put a bullet in your brain if you answered a question incorrectly, its quicker and less painful in the long run. It doesn't apply to me, they cant touch me, Im the only person in the whole building who can read and write and therefore USE THE COMPUTER.

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Posted: 10 Jun 18 22:26
When I worked at Social Security, the 'Audit Team' visited. It was known beforehand that they were on their way, like the 'posse' in 'The Outlaw Josey Wales, a sinister force which could be delayed, but never quite swayed from their purpose.

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Posted: 24 Jul 18 01:04
Hello,

I would like to say thanks for reading and enjoying the article. Sorry for my late reply. I have just now discovered the writer's forum and I am still looking at (and figuring out) other aspects of the site as well. Again, sorry for not seeing these comments earlier, and thanks again for reading. I really enjoy being a part of this site.


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Posted: 24 Jul 18 20:14
Hello Wesley and thanks for the enjoyable stories!

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Posted: 25 Jul 18 02:16
Your Welcome. I will try to keep them coming

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Posted: 25 Jul 18 14:18
You’re.

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Posted: 25 Jul 18 22:18
Oops....ha ha ha. thanks


 
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