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Posted: 14 Apr 18 16:49

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Hello, I’m Dick Gravy and welcome to It’s a Funny Old War, where two veterans compete to see who knows the most about the War. You know, the Second World War? Let’s meet our contestants. Contestant number 1 is Geoff from Harrow. Geoff: Hello. Dick: It must have been very harrowing for you during the war. Geoff: Yes, it was. Dick: Hilarious! Now your question is: what was Prime Minis.....

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Posted: 14 Apr 18 16:50
Best magazine article I’ve ever read! Or written!

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Posted: 15 Apr 18 01:28
Agree. Well, it was in my Top 1000.

I thought Geoff's questions were a little too easy, and Stacey's a trifle hard. There was not enough background information, for me. For example, Geoff's age, sexual persuasion, and Stacey's cup size.

I liked the way there was a feeling of 'rising tension' as the game progressed, though I wasn't surprised when Geoff ultimately won. It had 'fixed' written all over it.

Well done, Dick Gravy! And Merry Christmas.

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Posted: 20 Apr 18 17:17
That's the best Dick Gravy quiz story I've read today. Well, maybe not today, but that is neither here, nor indeed there, when push comes to shove and we are trying to square this particular circle, or indeed sphere.

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Posted: 20 Apr 18 17:18
And another thing - Fame and fortune can only be an infinitely large cock stride away after this latest magnum opus, Geoffroy, old fruit.

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Posted: 21 Apr 18 11:26
did they boil gravy in the trenches?

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Posted: 22 Apr 18 12:55
I once met Dick Gravy. He had the cold clammy handshake of Louis Pasteur. Stank of opiates too. Although now I think about it, I had just snorted a large amount of them, so almost everything smelled of opiates at the time.

PS. I believe the trenches were filled with gravy, as a nutritious and brothy moat to keep the vegan Hun out.



 
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