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Posted: 1 Apr 18 12:45

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When people like to go on holidays they should not always think about Spain or France or the USA or the UK because a great place to go on your holidays is in the African country of Nigeria! And its funny! Nigerian people are so friendly and welcome you into their homes all the time. But be careful as they sometimes kidnap you and pester your family for money. They might kill you as well. Tha.....

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Posted: 1 Apr 18 12:47
The door of opportunity has been swinging on its small hinges long enough now.



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Posted: 2 Apr 18 05:18
I thought there was meant to be some kind of approval system.

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Posted: 2 Apr 18 11:56
This, I believe, was before the 'Approval System' was discovered.

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Posted: 2 Apr 18 11:57
This, I believe, was before the 'Approval System' was discovered.

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Posted: 3 Apr 18 11:21
UUUmmmmmmmmm............
This was perhaps not meant to be racist but really comes across as being so.
I say this carefully because I was once accused of being racist over an article which wasn't.

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Posted: 3 Apr 18 14:36
What I want to know is, how did my previous comment get posted twice?

I only meant to say it once, and am offended that I now come across as the sort of person who likes to repeat everything he says in order to get people's attention.

To get people's attention.

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Posted: 3 Apr 18 15:10
Dear Sploffaffl,

I must say this is a splendid article about Nigeria and quite the thing to cheer an ex-dictator with white supremacist and genocidal tendencies and other lunacies to his name.

We love this kind of article about Africans. More please.

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Adolf Hilter (not Hitler - he is dead)
Eva Bruan (not Hitler - he is dead and not living in Southampton, sorry, South Africa)



Jaggedone
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Posted: 4 Apr 18 07:42
I do believe Mark, our fabulous reincarnation of Al Jolson, was asleep when this racist garbage was published...

Maybe a PM to our 'Mammi' required!

Jaggedone
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Posted: 4 Apr 18 15:36
If innocence is behind this article and she really did not mean to adopt racist undertones, then maybe someone should teach her the fine art of utilising the English language in a slightly different manner, becaus this article aint funny, it's sad...

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Posted: 5 Apr 18 19:42
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Just some of the many anagrams of Monkey Woods, sorry, Farida Benamar.




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Posted: 6 Apr 18 00:33
A Fear: Arab Mind

Or, probably more topically:

Arabian Framed

Regards,

Ada Brainframe
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Jaggedone
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Posted: 6 Apr 18 07:32
A Nigerian Fata Morgana..OK, over to Boko Haram...A right bunch of Monkeys...

Elena Faith
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Posted: 31 Jul 18 06:31
Nigeria is a poor country and I think they need attention from the whole world. UN must need to support this country because there are several issues of humanity. They require emergency in health sectors and also in educational sectors. Hope one day the whole world become a peace palace and all country will live together in a peaceful environment.


 
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