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Ryan McPherson
Writer Location: Texas, USA Registered: 9 Nov 21 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
That is a great satire piece. Well done.
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. ![]() Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Cheers Ryan. I've been practising ![]() |
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Dr. Billingsgate
Academic zero, literary hero Location: Galapagos Islands Registered: 22 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
There are two remedies for self-sexual harassment. Both have been certified by various government agencies:
1: Scotch tape your hands to your sheets at night. If the seal is broken, you will know that you have harassed yourself. 2: Crazy glue your nuts to the bed frame. This will prevent you from pole-vaulting out of bed and hurting yourself. Respectfully yours, Dr. B |
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. ![]() Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Once again, your wisdom belies your tender years Doc. Danny |
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Dewani Unhatched
Writer ![]() Location: Fort Lauderdale Registered: 4 Dec 18 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
A good one again from Clive. Thank goodness we have this to read and not the churned-out' dross for points' that so often clogs up the site.
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. ![]() Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Thanks mate. It's my contention that some people must churn out copy like sausages from a hand-cranked machine, morning, noon and night. It's enough to make you adopt a vegan lifestyle, mate ![]() |
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