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Posted: 6 Jan 22 02:24

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There were calls for changes to The Dangerous Bureaucrats Act last night after a 3-year-old girl was admitted to Great Ormond Street Hospital suffering from wounds inflicted by a Government Watchdog that had been left free to roam in a London Park. The toddler, who hasn't been named, suffered a number of sickening injuries which included being bored almost to the point of death by endless pont…...

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Posted: 6 Jan 22 02:25
Another gem. Class. Love this. Five MORE utterly meaningless stars.

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Posted: 6 Jan 22 12:52

Quote: Dewani Unhatched

Another gem. Class. Love this. Five MORE utterly meaningless stars.


Thanks mate, much appreciated.

I look forward to reading some more of your irreverent humour which I've always enjoyed, although I've never mentioned it in case you thought I was a left-handed batsman




 
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