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Posted: 6 Jan 22 02:21

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A train driver from Whitechapel in East London has told a local newspaper that his fondest dream is to one day become a 10-year-old boy. Toby Dell, 54, told The East London Gazette: "When I get home from work in the evenings I often start daydreaming about being 10-years-old. "I imagine myself doing things like collecting conkers, scrumping apples, having wrestling matches with my dad in the…...

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Posted: 6 Jan 22 02:21
Oh yes. I loved this. Five meaningless stars from me!

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Posted: 7 Jan 22 19:37

Quote: Dewani Unhatched

Oh yes. I loved this. Five meaningless stars from me!


They might be meaningless to you, mate, but I get a tenner for every one of the little 6-pointed beauties down Roman Road market in Bow.

Twenty if I paint 'em gold!


 
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