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Posted: 31 Oct 21 15:04

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BILLINGSGATE POST: Buried deep in fine print to rebuild the Nation’s infrastructure is a plan to replace old stationary fire hydrants with ones that revolve at 12 revolutions per minute using solar power to provide the energy. It has always been a pet peeve of President Biden to see dogs pissing on fire hydrants. On his morning walks in his Wilmington, Delaware neighborhood, he noted the rus…...

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Posted: 31 Oct 21 15:06
Awesome concept, great execution, made me laugh, thank you Dr B x

Sorry it's taken a while to get to it (I saw your post in another thread), I only wish I'd gotten to it sooner.

Please y'all go give it the 5 stars it deserves.

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Posted: 31 Oct 21 19:06
Thanks Mark. For Halloween, I’m dressing up as a fire hydrant, just to tease the dogs in my neighborhood.

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