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A 27 year old woman has been forced to give up Rumbacize after contracting ammonia poisoning from the smell of piss in the air at classes and becoming middle aged. “Of course I’d seen the Tena Lady adverts,” Clitora Flange said. “I just didn’t think incontinence was a requirement to take up Rumbacize and, even though I’ve got full bladder control, I thought I’d give it a go.” However, afte…...

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Please discuss at will.
PLEASE NOTE: The story you are discussing is a JOKE. It is a SPOOF NEWS story written on a SPOOF NEWS website.

Great story from a new writer!

Welcome Archibald Minge.

Meanwhile, I have three stories pending approval.

Doc, follow the rest! We are queuing up! By the time Mark pulls his finger out, the hot news becomes a 'Damp squid!'

I once learnt in the sales branch, procrastination is deadly! Meaning we idiots here have been dead and buried a long time!

Just a thought, gentlemen, but why not try a different site? Admittedly, you won't be guaranteed automatic publication as you are here, but when you do get a story published, you will have the knowledge and satisfaction of knowing your piece has a semblance of merit.
Just a thought as I say

GDR biggest joke was, "Erich (Hoenecker), you are the last one to leave and when you go through the wall, don't forget to turn the lights out!"

The analogy is poignant, maybe Mark should poke his head through the wall too / LMFBO!

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Quote: Clive Danton

Just a thought, gentlemen, but why not try a different site? Admittedly, you won't be guaranteed automatic publication as you are here, but when you do get a story published, you will have the knowledge and satisfaction of knowing your piece has a semblance of merit.
Just a thought as I say

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Quote: Mark

Great story from a new writer!

Welcome Archibald Minge.

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Thanks Mark! Hope to be able to contribute more stories soon.