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When people at gatherings and parties etc., ask how my wife and I met, I like to go into this elaborate lie where I say she was a bridesmaid at my original wedding, and my girlfriend's best friend at the time, and that we hooked up on the actual wedding day. I then go on to say how I went through with the original wedding but faked appendicitis that night; instead of going to the hospital, I…...

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Just one question; and I hope this doesn’t offend you: How did you know the ugly baby was yours? By all accounts, you seem to be a semi-handsome individual with a lot of sex appeal. I can’t understand why any baby you sired would be so ugly.

Maybe while you were in ER with your fake appendicitis, your wife was hosing another guy.

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Just one question; and I hope this doesn’t offend you: How did you know the ugly baby was yours? By all accounts, you seem to be a semi-handsome individual with a lot of sex appeal. I can’t understand why any baby you sired would be so ugly.

Maybe while you were in ER with your fake appendicitis, your wife was hosing another guy.

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It is a very good question. I was flummoxed. But, it was a way out...