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Posted: 15 Mar 21 00:32

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The Osmonds, the flamboyant family pop group from the 1970s, who had scores of hits such as 'Crazy Horses' in 1972, are to release their new Christmas single next week, albeit it a little later than traditional festive releases. The band, which is made up of brothers Alan, Wayne, Merrill, Jay, Donny, Jimmy, Bruce, Martin, Oswald, Demetrius, Dirk, Roger, Cletus, Hank, Gerry, Jerry, and Johnboy,.....

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Posted: 15 Mar 21 00:52 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 15 Mar 21 00:54

The 'into minus figures' was something I should have attributed to the Human League.

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Posted: 15 Mar 21 17:18

I had a major crush on Marie Osmond but I eventually let go, but not before my violent bear hug had broken several of her ribs and punctured her obese lung.

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