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Posted: 21 Feb 21 16:05

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A Fort Lauderdale man postponed a highly anticipated wank after realizing that he ran the risk of getting caught in the act by either his wife, his daughter or the guy who 'does the garden'. The man, whose identity cannot be revealed, had planned on 'knocking one out' after taking the day off work. Unfortunately, after spending the best part of the day searching the internet for adequate mater…...

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Posted: 21 Feb 21 16:06
Somebody's been a bit naughty and 1-starred this story, I think.

I'll have a look through the records and see just who it was.

That's another 100-point bonus!

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