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Posted: 29 Dec 20 15:23

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BILLINGSGATE POST: President-elect Joe Bien has decided to dissolve the Secret Service and replace it with an Imperial Palace Eunuch Corps when he takes office. Biden quoted Han Fei Tzu, a revered Chinese Minister of State and man of letters who died in 233 BC: "Countries large and small suffer one defect in common, the surrounding of the ruler with unworthy personnel." Noting that both th…...

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Posted: 29 Dec 20 15:27

Biden’s Eunuchs will be castrated AND have their sniffers removed. They will guard his basement where from he will issue dictates enforcing the Dark Winter as the vaccinated all contract terminal sniffles. Please cover this.

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