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Posted: 28 Dec 20 20:01

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Actor Brad Pitt is said to be 'not bothered' after catching best friend and heterosexual actor George Clooney stroking his wife's vagina when he returned home early from filming his latest movie. Clooney, who is a frequent visitor to the home of Jolie and Pitt popped in to say hello - knowing full well his buddy, Brad, was away - that's when things did NOT take a turn for the worse. Clooney,.....

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Posted: 28 Dec 20 20:07
I know the disclaimer says this is entirely fictitious, but are we certain that this isn’t exactly what happened? Otherwise, how could you think it up?

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Posted: 29 Dec 20 15:03 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 29 Dec 20 15:04

Quote: Thelonius

I know the disclaimer says this is entirely fictitious, but are we certain that this isn’t exactly what happened? Otherwise, how could you think it up?




This is exactly what goes through my mind when I post my 'Man Did This, Man Did That' stories.

ALL of them are at least partly true. If it had never happened, I wouldn't have been able to have dreamt it up.

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Posted: 30 Dec 20 01:33
George Clooney gets around. I published a story where he slept with Lindsay Lohan in the Lincoln Bedroom with a picture of Harry Maguire looking over them.

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Posted: 14 Jan 21 04:38
Ah, I wrote this gem when everyone thought Clooney was gay. Now we know he is.

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Posted: 27 Jan 21 22:44
I only commented on this gem because I thought it was so terribly awful. I didn’t mean to support it, but intended to make fun of it. Didn’t know Duncan wrote it, but it’s still awful. ( bring it on, I’m bored ).

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Posted: 2 Feb 21 01:54

Quote: Thelonius

I only commented on this gem because I thought it was so terribly awful. I didn’t mean to support it, but intended to make fun of it. Didn’t know Duncan wrote it, but it’s still awful. ( bring it on, I’m bored ).
I agree. It is awful. I was high when I wrote it. Actually, I was always high back in those days. Actually, I am always high these days, lately.

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Posted: 2 Feb 21 01:57 - Edited By: Dewani Unhatched, 2 Feb 21 01:57
Now I am not sure if I did write it at all. Was I Atticus Finch ever? Maybe I wasn't. So many different aliases I forget who I was and wasn't.


 
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