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Zoo keeper Roy Schlemmer had no idea what he was getting himself into when he reported to work today at the San Jose Zoo. The zoo, renowned for being on the cutting edge of safety, announced to employees early last week that today would be the day of their monthly "Escaped Animal Drill." "It's a pretty simple concept," said Frank McKlorkin, Chief Zoo Keeper. "We have a member of staff put o.....

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Please discuss at will.
PLEASE NOTE: The story you are discussing is a JOKE. It is a SPOOF NEWS story written on a SPOOF NEWS website.

Lovely.

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This effort really puts me in the mind of 2020. A good rogering from a monkey. It’s so obvious, and I’m sure I’m not alone in this. I have read however, that monkeys are not very well endowed, so this story may not be so horrific.

I’d like to wish a Merry Christmas to all who toil here. Particularly Monkey Woods, Mark, Dr Billingsgate, Clive, and Jaggedone.

There are many others here whose efforts I respect and enjoy, but I have little sense of who you are. I don’t understand writing for points here and not engaging with the others of us who write here. Do you brag to your friends? What you get out of that besides money, I don’t know.

Anyways. Let’s hope next year will be so much better. It can’t not be.

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Quote: Thelonius

I’d like to wish a Merry Christmas to all who toil here. Particularly Monkey Woods, Mark, Dr Billingsgate, Clive, and Jaggedone.

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Yes, a Merry Christmas right back at ya.

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Quote: Thelonius

Do you brag to your friends?

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Friends? What are they?