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Posted: 19 Nov 20 08:56

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Police were called to Mother Fanshaws tea rooms in Uppermill, to deal with an outbreak of violence not seen in this country since the mid-1960s. The trouble is understood to have erupted when a gang on mobility scooters, identified as 'The InContinentals', from nearby Greenfield, aggressively took the last six parking spaces at the tea rooms. Police said the number of customers 'mildly inconvenien…...

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Posted: 19 Nov 20 08:56
BRILLIANT!!!!

Dr. Billingsgate
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Posted: 20 Nov 20 14:40
Jaggedone,

I thought you said that you were saying goodbye to The Spoof. I was looking forward to not having you around to pester MW.

As always,

Dr. B


 
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