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Posted: 29 Sep 20 19:45

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[UPDATE WRITE-THROUGH] Joe from his basement explains the real reason he sits backwards on the toilette: “It was Cornpop. He made me do it. He chained me there, with my pool chain. He used to shave all the hair off my legs and he liked to rub them and..” At this point the live feed from Joe’s basement went blank and a Corona Beer commercial came on. Oakland, CA - Miss Butter…...

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Posted: 29 Sep 20 19:47
Joe will be Zooming to the debate tonight whilst sitting backwards on his Bidet.

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Posted: 29 Sep 20 20:24
So instead of sniffing your butt, he spits on it?

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Posted: 24 Apr 21 05:10

Quote: Purple Girl

So instead of sniffing your butt, he spits on it?


Standard method actually

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Posted: 3 Jun 21 22:54
They just caught Fauci washing his genitalia in that bidet, trying to bleach bit his emails

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Posted: 24 Nov 21 19:24

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So instead of sniffing your butt, he spits on it?


That’s what I do on a first date. The second date usually don’t need to


 
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