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Posted: 29 Sep 20 03:09

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Philly (WN) — Over $1billion worth of illegal coke was seized during a bust at Packer Avenue Marine Terminal in South Philadelphia on Tuesday, the U.S. Attorney’s Office says. "We have to thank our informants, "Lisa Lisa" and the "Hernandez Circus Chimps", who stand by the flavor of real coke. Lisa Lisa and the Hernandez Chimps are a traveling circus act who share an affinity for coke. They do.....

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Posted: 29 Sep 20 03:14
I was able to decipher what the writer was trying to say. A lady named Lisa lives with the Hernandez family whose leader is a man named Jose Hernandez and they're associated to powerful drug dealers and they get information about drug transfers and they pass it on to the police.

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Posted: 29 Sep 20 05:55
Yes, it was absolute shit, wasn't it?

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