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Posted: 28 Sep 20 22:04

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The Seattle consumer computer goods fair was treated to the rare sight of the President of Google dropping her pants to showcase the tech giant's latest product, the BS900, which is designed to scratch the user’s bottom. The robot will not have a name, since it will be part of the Google hub. The President said the words “Ok Google, scratch my butt” and, amidst a mixture of gasps and applause,…...

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Aspartame Boy

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Posted: 28 Sep 20 22:05 - Edited By: Aspartame Boy, 28 Sep 20 23:40

We need to win this race. We can not fall BEHIND!! We can not let develop an ass-gap! We need to stay on TOP!

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Posted: 29 Sep 20 02:09

Wait for Apple to clone it. Then there will be an iWipe or iPaper.

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