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Extract from Story:
The entertainment world was in shock this evening, after it was reported that Jennifer Lopez, the Hollywood superstar, had curled one off. Lopez, 50, who has starred in some movies, and also had some hit singles, had previously been imagined to be immune from something as unpleasant as taking a dump, because it's not the kind of thing you want to contemplate a multi-million dollar artist having…...

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PLEASE NOTE: The story you are discussing is a JOKE. It is a SPOOF NEWS story written on a SPOOF NEWS website.

I think the enormous turd is this piece. Thank you for sharing it Mr. Woods.

Thelonius, I completely disagree with you. Monkey Woods has good taste when it comes to stories. This story is the best story I have read on the spoof. Every paragraph was filled with suspense and action and every word was interesting. That's the type of story I want to write but I don't have the guts.

I would have added this to create a more shocking story: "After, dating Sean Combs for years", Mrs Lopez now has to use a prosthetic rubber rectum which is more efficient at producing a sharp sounding fart. Unfortunately, she forgot to wear it during her filming- it was a total blow out."

No, Erickson, I think that might have been taking things just a bit far.

If you know what I mean.