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Posted: 17 Sep 20 16:07

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BILLINGSGATE POST: It was right out of Guys and Dolls. Nathan Detroit was Frank Sinatra, and Frank Sinatra was Nathan Detroit. This was in 1955, when girls were broads because they didn’t know no different. They smoked cigarettes, wore pink dresses with truffles, and looked you straight in the eye when they said, “Hands off the threads, creep,” when you tried to cop a feel. The line was right.....

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Posted: 17 Sep 20 16:12
Just when I had nearly given up hope, my story “Hands off the Threads, Creep” picked up over 2500 hits yesterday. WTF is going on?

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