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Posted: 10 Sep 20 21:28

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According to sources 'close to the hub', very few people are bothering to make the effort to read content on satirical news website TheSpoof.com It's not quite 'nobody', but you get the drift. The site, a going concern since 2001, has, for those 19 years, commanded relatively high viewing figures, but recent changes to the status accorded it by Google News, has meant that interest in The Spo…...

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Posted: 10 Sep 20 21:31
For once I agree with MW, a very seldom occasion, but this spoof is kinda needling the truth here...Pretty good and a big 'foive' from JO Brummie style...

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Posted: 11 Sep 20 12:58
They're reading it now...

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Posted: 11 Sep 20 13:41
To regain our dwindling audience, I believe it’s time to unveil a new football superstar. Harry Maguire took our minds off Trump and transformed the way we look at sport heroes.

Although my fictional cohorts, Slim and Dirty, are not able to juggle balls and chew gum at the same time, they do provide a respite from Harry, who recently ran afoul of the law.

In the near future, I will attempt to provide a stage for them to display their athleticism.

Slim: “I could have been a contender.”

Dirty: “Yo, Dude. LET’S PLAY BALL!”


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Posted: 13 Sep 20 11:45
Dear Doc, ol arry mate could punch your lights out in a blitz second just by twinkling his pigeon toes...Wonders will never cease, especially in Greek philosophy.

Hold on gaffa, is that a comma?

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Posted: 13 Sep 20 11:46
Arry's explanation: "I never had sex with my sister, I just punched the bastard's lights out!"

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Posted: 14 Sep 20 00:43
Has ‘Arry ever had sex with Dolly the Sheep? Dolly hasn’t been the same since she had a fling with Michael Moore.

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Posted: 15 Sep 20 19:03
Dear Doc B, to clone is to dethrone, to dethrone is to groan, to groan is to moan, to moan is to phone, to phone is to be alone, to be alone is to set the tone, to set the tone is for nutter's to clone.

But I do like Dolly's cupcakes....

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Posted: 15 Sep 20 23:56
You forgot 'to drone'...

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Posted: 16 Sep 20 13:16 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 16 Sep 20 14:35
Yep MW, it was in my mind, but I was too high to fly, decided to cry, instead of spy, then bird's shit hit my eye, on the ground I lye, observing pies in the sky, until I.die...

Postmortem result of JO, FBD (Fucking Brain Deficiency) Amen..

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Posted: 16 Sep 20 13:21
You really seem to have a knack for this poetry business.

But wait! What's this?


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Postmortem result of JO, FBO (Fucking Brain Deficiency)




Shouldn't that be FBD?

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Posted: 16 Sep 20 14:38
Sorry MW, I was star-gazing...Just corrected...

Oh BTW, especially for you, my savior in my hour of need / LMFBO!

https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/150302/drone-flies-above-infamous-spoofers-head-as-pigeons-crap-lands-in-his-eye

You are such an inspiration and you don't even fucking know it!

All the best from The Abyss...


 
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