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Extract from Story:
The King of Pop's feet smelled like dried shit, according to the man employed as his shoeshine boy. Billy Ray Davis III was the third generation of shoeshine boys in his family to work for Jackson. His position allowed him to get intimate knowledge of Jackson's feet. In his forthcoming book Davis recounts how Jackson would stuff his feet up between the crack of Bubbles the chimpanzee's arse for.....

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Please discuss at will.
PLEASE NOTE: The story you are discussing is a JOKE. It is a SPOOF NEWS story written on a SPOOF NEWS website.

Pure brilliance.

In what way?

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In what way?

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I'm glad you asked.

It's unusual, weird, quirky, filthy, disgusting, and surreal.

1. The opening sentence. When there's a good opening sentence, it makes me want to go on. Otherwise...
2. He was the third generation of shoeshiners in the service of Jackson.
3. Shoesine boy wtites book? Unlikely.
4. Jackson stuffed his feet up Bubbles' arse. Commonplace? Not exactly.
5. Jackson bathed his feet in the toilet after somebody else had used it. Please, T! See what I'm seeing!
6. "Tootsies".
7. The spats weren't spats.

This is the kind of thing we don't see anymore, and I think that's sad.

Yes. All the things you’d want in a story. Yes. I get all that.

My only beef is that I thought the stories written here were supposed to be fictitious.