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Forum Home / News Discussion / Harry Maguire Diagnosed With Terminal Katsaridaphobia: Future Uncertain

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Posted: 20 Jul 20 16:32

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BILLINGSGATE POST: Harry Maguire has never vowed to play again at Old Trafford until the cockroaches infesting the locker rooms have been equipped with safety helmets. As reported yesterday by crack reporter Monkey Woods, the Manchester United defender was moving “like a bullet out of a gun, when he trod on a cockroach, killing it stone dead.” Using a quite British reverse osmosis analogy, a c.....

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Jaggedone

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Posted: 20 Jul 20 16:37

X-cellent!

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