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Posted: 30 Jun 20 13:10

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Local man Barnaby Jones, 62, pretended he was dead so as he could avoid having to wash up after dinner. The crafty man covered himself in ketchup and lodged a carving knife between his armpit and chest, then lay on the floor completely still while waiting to be discovered by his wife of 36 years. "It was an elaborate plot", said the local sheriff, "there was obviously quite a lot of thought.....

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Monkey Woods

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Posted: 30 Jun 20 13:11

This must be what JO meant about 'those who used to be here'.

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Dr. Billingsgate

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Posted: 30 Jun 20 13:22

Loved it. A laugher.

Jaggedone

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Posted: 30 Jun 20 16:24

The great man is back / love it JB

Quote: Monkey Woods

This must be what JO meant about 'those who used to be here'.

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actually MW, Abel mention many to me in a PM, jogged the old grey cells indeed and exactly the ones I meant...Sadly two are not with us anymore RIP...

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