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Posted: 30 Jun 20 13:07

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A teenager has been decapitated by the Robespierre Reign of Terror roller coaster Saturday at Six Flags Over Georgia, authorities said. The young man exceeded the maximum height requirement for the ride, but apparently slipped in unnoticed by ticket takers. Six Flags officials are uncertain why the 7-ft-tall bucktoothed native of Springfield, South Carolina chose to bypass the many multilingua.....

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Posted: 30 Jun 20 13:08

Gory and good - one from the vaults

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Posted: 14 Jul 20 01:13

This reminds me of the Weird Al parody called Constipated. In one verse, the guy in the song did something like this, and the lyrics in that part go:

"Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?"

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