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Posted: 11 Jun 20 09:32

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TOAD SUCK, Arkansas – The local television station reported that police received a call about a very unusual situation. A police officer with the Toad Suck Police Department paid a visit to 97-year-old retired seamstress, Minnie Faye Titlaufer. It appears that one of her neighbors turned Minnie Faye in, for sewing Coronavirus medical masks made out of hundreds of her old size 22, used granny.....

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Mark
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Posted: 11 Jun 20 09:33
Where can I get one?

...asking for a friend...

Abel Rodriguez
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Posted: 11 Jun 20 18:54

Quote: Mark

Where can I get one?

...asking for a friend...


Hi Mark,

Tell your friend that Minnie Faye has sold out, but she is working around the clock and should have some more in a few weeks. It's my understanding that Mitch McConnell purchased two of them.

And Mark, thank you for getting the Spoof back on track. During these times of this horrible Coronavirus pandemic, with so many self-isolating and sheltering-in-place, it's good for the Spoof writers and the Spoof readers to be able to turn to humor, satire, and parody; if only for a few minutes.

Thank you sir, and I have always had the utmost respect for you as an administrator-editor, as well as for a kind, caring, and compassionate person.

I wish you the best and stay safe.

Abel

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Posted: 28 Jun 20 11:30
Nice one Abel, good to see and read you are still pretty 'sharp!'


 
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