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Posted: 5 Jun 20 00:58

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Charlie Sheen is on a roll. Last week he was arrested for demolishing his hotel room with police finding a cowering porn star prostitute fearfully cowering in a locked closet in order to avoid the crazed wrath of the drug crazed star. Just one week later, international model Ceci Bettencourt, readying herself for her morning bike ride in Central Park, surprised Sheen as he was bending over t.....

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Posted: 5 Jun 20 11:12
Bicycle seats and the sniffing of - always a hot topic!


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Posted: 5 Jun 20 12:17

Quote: Monkey Woods

Bicycle seats and the sniffing of - always a hot topic!


Always! I knew a guy in college who had a collection of over one hundred bicycle seats. He was from Wichita, Kansas. We called him Wichita Sleeze.

Made Charlie Sheen look like an altar boy.

Thanks for the memories.

Dr. B

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