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When we look back to the time before 2016, we find ourselves living in a world of events, which would have been inconceivable before the inauguration of Trump. Obama, whatever his faults, was a rational man who pursued intelligent policies. He was purposeful, calm and collected. Trump, on the other hand, is a wild master destroyer, a pathological liar who paid porn stars not to talk about hi.....

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PLEASE NOTE: The story you are discussing is a JOKE. It is a SPOOF NEWS story written on a SPOOF NEWS website.

Ass? How so?

There is no physical linkage between the ass and the brain. However, there is a link between the mouth and the asshole. It’s called the Alimentary canal.

The author should rely on physical evidence, not metaphysical, when he writes his anti-Trump garbage.

I refer him to Li’l Wilmer, a 28 inch Dachshund, who holds the World record for passing two pieces of New York Pepperoni Pizza through his alimentary canal in a record 47 seconds, leaving the discharged putrid mess on the kitchen floor.

The authenticity of the story is enhanced by using hard facts and actual physical evidence to navigate the reader.

Perhaps the author should stick to what he is familiar with when he writes.

I’m surprised Monkey Woods allowed this story to see the light of day.

Respectfully,

Dr. B

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Quote: Dr. Billingsgate

There is no physical linkage between the ass and the brain. However, there is a link between the mouth and the asshole. It’s called the Alimentary canal.

I’m surprised Monkey Woods allowed this story to see the light of day.

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The writer originally used the phrase 'Alimentary Canal' in his story, but I edited it out, knowing that the aforementioned waterway is a term used exclusively - over and over and OVER again - by your good self.

His use of it seemed like 'stepping on your toes', or 'invading your realm', and we can't be having that.

Glad to see that, despite Trump, you are keeping well.

The writer originally used the phrase 'Alimentary Canal' in his story, but I edited it out, knowing that the aforementioned waterway is a term used exclusively - over and over and OVER again - by your good self.

His use of it seemed like 'stepping on your toes', or 'invading your realm', and we can't be having that.

Glad to see that, despite Trump, you are keeping well.

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Good work! MW.

To quote Rick Blaine: “I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.”

By the way. I don’t recall using the “Alimentary Canal” except when writing about Li’l Wilmer. His, I believe, is an anatomical miracle, insofar as it has passed countless slices of pepperoni pizza without pause for digestive enzymes to kick in.

However, the term is used frequently in the textbook, “Gray’s Anatomy,” the anatomical basis of clinical medical practice. Although I would like to, I can hardly take credit for inventing the term.

MAGA!

Dr. B