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Dr. Billingsgate
Academic zero, literary hero Location: Galapagos Islands Registered: 22 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
WTF?
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape ![]() Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Just trying to get you a bit more exposure.
I don't know how that system works, either, but it seemed like you were long overdue for a turn. |
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Thelonius
Writer Registered: 7 Dec 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I’m sorry I missed it, but I’d like to congratulate the good Doctor for recognition well earned.
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Skoob1999
Caretaker ![]() Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Dear Doctor Billingsgate,
I am so pleased for you. If you want to really hit the big time may I humbly suggest that you do a hundred laps of your garden? It worked for Colonel Tom Moore over here. He made £39,000,000 for the NHS and he's an international superstar these days, albeit a bit deaf. Kindest Regards Skoob. |
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Dr. Billingsgate
Academic zero, literary hero Location: Galapagos Islands Registered: 22 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
To all who showed support: Thank you.
I missed my moments in the sun. Inadvertently. of course, my brief exposure to immortality went unnoticed by me. If even Monkey Woods can’t break the code, that leaves only Mark as the culprit. Who knows what evil lurks in Mark’s heart? Only the Shadow knows; but he ain’t talking. So Mark, if you read this, please respond with a detailed explanation of what algorithm is used to pick “Featured Writer.” Best regards to my friends, Dr. B |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater ![]() Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
You need to advertise Horniman's Tea. For now, at least.
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