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Posted: 2 May 20 15:15

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12th Grader, Donny Balls, is counting down the days until he can return to high school and continue planning the mass shooting he has fantasized about for years. "This whole virus thing has really messed up my scheme to shoot as many of my school mates as possible before I turn the gun on myself. I had meticulously chosen targets, weapons, and even the day I was going to do it. It's kind of b.....

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Posted: 2 May 20 15:16
The [DS] chomping at the bit.

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Posted: 2 May 20 15:19
A classic DW tale.


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Posted: 2 May 20 15:39
Nice short take on one I read some time ago, "Stay at Home Orders are Forcing Mass Shooters to go Door to Door" or some such.

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