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Posted: 25 Apr 20 16:54

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President Donald Trump put another spanner in the spokes of already-frail US/China relations this morning, when he blamed the Coronavirus outbreak on the pandas at Beijing Zoo. The zoo has nineteen pandas, and, as a treasured specie, they are kept well away from all of the other animals at the facility. They are treated as 'royalty', are taken care of by a special team of keepers, and want for.....

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Posted: 25 Apr 20 16:55
Nice. Simple but effective.

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Posted: 26 Apr 20 14:45

Quote: Erskin Quint

Nice. Simple but effective.


Excruciatingly predictable.

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Posted: 26 Apr 20 14:52

Quote: Reggie "Rex" Stain


Quote: Erskin Quint

Nice. Simple but effective.


Excruciatingly predictable.


Yes. And what's wrong with that?

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Posted: 30 Apr 20 19:51 - Edited By: Gerry Hatrick, 30 Apr 20 19:54
Isn't 'pandemonium' the better punchline here?

Just noticed it buried in the caption.


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Posted: 30 Apr 20 19:54
I don't think so being a president of US he should research about it. If he has no research team then he should to pay for research paper before giving such a big statement.

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Posted: 30 Apr 20 20:01

Quote: jemima1122

I don't think so being a president of US he should research about it. If he has no research team then he should to pay for research paper before giving such a big statement.


Ouch.

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Posted: 1 May 20 11:46
Hmm. Perhaps someone should "pay for English lessons", what?


 
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