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Posted: 11 Apr 20 16:46

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An oscillating fan that was bought around seven years ago, and has worked perfectly well since then, providing whole-room coverage day and night, has chosen this morning to stop its oscillatory activity, and now only points in one direction. The fan, a Hatari model, bought at Big C, Bangpakok in Bangkok, Thailand, by Moys Kenwood, cost 790 baht, and is a turquoise color. Hitherto totally r.....

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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 11 Apr 20 16:49
Dear Spoof,

Here's an exciting new writer to enjoy!

Anything with oscillating fans in it gets my vote, especially at Easter-tide!

The fact that the fan is no longer oscillating merely adds a bitter twist to the tale, and the reader is never the same again.


Dennis "Tennis" Rubber

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Posted: 11 Apr 20 20:38 - Edited By: Dr. Billingsgate, 11 Apr 20 20:54

Without a doubt, this guy will be chasing Monkey Woods for the title. Goodby, Harry Maguire. Hello, Oscillating Fan.

Where did we go wrong?

Dr. B

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