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Posted: 9 Apr 20 14:39

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Fung Ho has sold panda meat at the Nanchong exotic market every day for the last 30 years. But recently he has found that customers are avoiding his delicacies. "Ever since colonavilus, nobody want buy panda," said Fung. "I have panda flesh, flesh daily. Evelybody like loast panda. Mmm so tasty. Put it in your soup or buy a whole head for your glandmother." Chinese customers have been avoidi.....

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Posted: 9 Apr 20 14:39
Devastating exposure of the sordid underbelly of the "flesh panda flesh" trade. Utterly sickening.


 
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