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Posted: 4 Apr 20 13:07

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There may not be much football being played at the moment, due to the Coronavirus shutdown, but everyone has to eat, and food costs money, and this seems to be the primary reason why Manchester United and England central defender, Harry Maguire, has chosen now to ask the Old Trafford club for a salary increase. Maguire it was who, last week, suggested to his United colleagues, that they donate.....

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Posted: 4 Apr 20 13:07
Another BRILLIANT Harry Maguire story. Keep 'em coming. Keep 'em coming.

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Posted: 4 Apr 20 17:17
Are you on drugs? If not, explain.

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Posted: 4 Apr 20 17:35
I am on drugs. Should I still explain though?

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Posted: 4 Apr 20 21:14
You need say no more.


 
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