Forum Home / Login / Register

This forum does not allow guest posting. You must register to participate in this forum.

Messages ordered by earliest posts first
All times are GMT

Forum Home / News Discussion / Is Coronavirus An Invasion From Outer Space?


[This topic is LOCKED]

AuthorMessage
Forumbot
Automated
Posted: 2 Apr 20 01:59

Extract from Story:
The United States is the world leader. Sorry, England and France and Germany. But it’s true. England has the culture, the literature, and the Queen; France has the food, fashion, and les croissants; Germany has machines, sauerbraten, and Angela Merkel, but the United States has the most bombs. So the United States is the world leader. However, not with this president in the White House. The nat.....

Click here for full story »


Please discuss at will.
PLEASE NOTE: The story you are discussing is a JOKE. It is a SPOOF NEWS story written on a SPOOF NEWS website.


Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape
Monkey Woods

Location: Planet Earth
Registered: 29 Dec 06

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 2 Apr 20 02:00
It's only my opinion, but this writer's last few articles have been great.

5

Dr. Billingsgate
Academic zero, literary hero


Location: Galapagos Islands
Registered: 22 Feb 10

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 2 Apr 20 02:31 - Edited By: Dr. Billingsgate, 2 Apr 20 02:44
Fuck K.C. Bell and the horse he rode in on. If he lives in the USA, he can vote for Joe Biden and watch the lights go off when Biden melts down.

If Monkey Woods believes this a great story, my little respect for his judgement has diminished to nothing.

MAGA

Dewani Unhatched
Writer
Dewani Unhatched

Location: Fort Lauderdale
Registered: 4 Dec 18

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 2 Apr 20 03:27
Sadly, in my opinion, this is not that funny that it deserves a 5 - I gave it a 4. Previous efforts were a 5 - agreed - but this? A bit of a rant.

Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape
Monkey Woods

Location: Planet Earth
Registered: 29 Dec 06

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 2 Apr 20 03:38 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 2 Apr 20 03:39

Quote: Dr. Billingsgate

Fuck K.C. Bell and the horse he rode in on. If he lives in the USA, he can vote for Joe Biden and watch the lights go off when Biden melts down.

If Monkey Woods believes this a great story, my little respect for his judgement has diminished to nothing.

MAGA


First, she's a lady. I take your point, however.

To try to soften your mood, politics - and, more particularly, US politics - is not my strong point, but I wasn't commenting on it from a political standpoint.

I was referring to the style in which it was written, more than KCB's opinion of Trump. She may be right, or she may be wrong about him.

I only get to know about him from the stuff that's in the news, and we all know how much that is worth.

For what it's worth, I believe that the USA is too big for one president to govern; I think the same can be said for other 'big' countries, such as China and Russia. And I don't mean 'big' by virtue of the land mass, although this is a major contributor to their failure to govern fairly and adequately.

Oh, but I'm rambling now, and all I wanted to do was pat KCB on the back - metaphorically, you understand - for her writing, which, regardless of my political ignorance, I always enjoy reading.

Where do I go from here, Doc?

What's less than nothing?

Dewani Unhatched
Writer
Dewani Unhatched

Location: Fort Lauderdale
Registered: 4 Dec 18

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 2 Apr 20 03:47
May I interject? Thanks. Firstly I did did not know KC Bell was a lady!!! Glad I didn't do my Bell end joke. Anyway, I ramble.

I like her style. I think she is funny...but...every man and his dog is doing Trump jokes, spoofs, satire...whatever. You know? You know. You know Monkey. You know!!!!!

Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape
Monkey Woods

Location: Planet Earth
Registered: 29 Dec 06

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 2 Apr 20 04:21

Quote: Dewani Unhatched

..every man and his dog is doing Trump jokes...


I have an idea.

Dewani Unhatched
Writer
Dewani Unhatched

Location: Fort Lauderdale
Registered: 4 Dec 18

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 2 Apr 20 04:50
I'm all ears. Not literally. I have a nose and two eyes. And a tiny COCK.

Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape
Monkey Woods

Location: Planet Earth
Registered: 29 Dec 06

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 2 Apr 20 05:01
Is that a picture of you?

I believe it is.

You're a suave-looking fucker, aren't you?

Dr. Billingsgate
Academic zero, literary hero


Location: Galapagos Islands
Registered: 22 Feb 10

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 2 Apr 20 12:46
My apology to Ms. Bell. I didn’t know that she rode side-saddle. No apology to MW, however.

Although she has far superior writing skills than I, my age and wartime experiences give me more depth and believability, especially regarding matters of faith and morals.

Upon rereading her story this morning, this time with a more sober eye, I found it less obnoxious than the first read.

As an aside, there are two topics that should be off limits in this forum: Stories critical of The Duke (John Wayne) and The Donald (Donald Trump).

Respectfully,

Dr. B


Dewani Unhatched
Writer
Dewani Unhatched

Location: Fort Lauderdale
Registered: 4 Dec 18

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 2 Apr 20 14:24 - Edited By: Dewani Unhatched, 2 Apr 20 16:16

Quote: Monkey Woods

Is that a picture of you?

I believe it is.

You're a suave-looking fucker, aren't you?


Yes, I am. I'm a ladies man.

Dewani Unhatched
Writer
Dewani Unhatched

Location: Fort Lauderdale
Registered: 4 Dec 18

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 2 Apr 20 16:44
Just t0 confirm I am a ladies man. NOT a ladyboy. Thanks.


 
Any opinions expressed here are purely the opinions of the contributors and are not necessarily the opinions of The Spoof, its staff or the original writer of the spoof news/parody/satire story.

Go to top

Forum permissions

You are not logged in.

  • You cannot create new topics in this forum
  • You cannot post new messages in this forum
  • You cannot add polls
  • You cannot link to external images in this forum
  • You cannot upload images in this forum
  • You cannot upload files in this forum
Who is online?

There are no registered users currently online.

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more