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The United States is the world leader. Sorry, England and France and Germany. But it’s true. England has the culture, the literature, and the Queen; France has the food, fashion, and les croissants; Germany has machines, sauerbraten, and Angela Merkel, but the United States has the most bombs. So the United States is the world leader. However, not with this president in the White House. The nat.....

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PLEASE NOTE: The story you are discussing is a JOKE. It is a SPOOF NEWS story written on a SPOOF NEWS website.

It's only my opinion, but this writer's last few articles have been great.

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Fuck K.C. Bell and the horse he rode in on. If he lives in the USA, he can vote for Joe Biden and watch the lights go off when Biden melts down.

If Monkey Woods believes this a great story, my little respect for his judgement has diminished to nothing.

MAGA

Sadly, in my opinion, this is not that funny that it deserves a 5 - I gave it a 4. Previous efforts were a 5 - agreed - but this? A bit of a rant.

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Quote: Dr. Billingsgate

Fuck K.C. Bell and the horse he rode in on. If he lives in the USA, he can vote for Joe Biden and watch the lights go off when Biden melts down.

If Monkey Woods believes this a great story, my little respect for his judgement has diminished to nothing.

MAGA

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First, she's a lady. I take your point, however.

To try to soften your mood, politics - and, more particularly, US politics - is not my strong point, but I wasn't commenting on it from a political standpoint.

I was referring to the style in which it was written, more than KCB's opinion of Trump. She may be right, or she may be wrong about him.

I only get to know about him from the stuff that's in the news, and we all know how much that is worth.

For what it's worth, I believe that the USA is too big for one president to govern; I think the same can be said for other 'big' countries, such as China and Russia. And I don't mean 'big' by virtue of the land mass, although this is a major contributor to their failure to govern fairly and adequately.

Oh, but I'm rambling now, and all I wanted to do was pat KCB on the back - metaphorically, you understand - for her writing, which, regardless of my political ignorance, I always enjoy reading.

Where do I go from here, Doc?

What's less than nothing?

May I interject? Thanks. Firstly I did did not know KC Bell was a lady!!! Glad I didn't do my Bell end joke. Anyway, I ramble.

I like her style. I think she is funny...but...every man and his dog is doing Trump jokes, spoofs, satire...whatever. You know? You know. You know Monkey. You know!!!!!

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Quote: Dewani Unhatched

..every man and his dog is doing Trump jokes...

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I have an idea.

I'm all ears. Not literally. I have a nose and two eyes. And a tiny COCK.

Is that a picture of you?

I believe it is.

You're a suave-looking fucker, aren't you?

My apology to Ms. Bell. I didn’t know that she rode side-saddle. No apology to MW, however.

Although she has far superior writing skills than I, my age and wartime experiences give me more depth and believability, especially regarding matters of faith and morals.

Upon rereading her story this morning, this time with a more sober eye, I found it less obnoxious than the first read.

As an aside, there are two topics that should be off limits in this forum: Stories critical of The Duke (John Wayne) and The Donald (Donald Trump).

Respectfully,

Dr. B

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Is that a picture of you?

I believe it is.

You're a suave-looking fucker, aren't you?

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Yes, I am. I'm a ladies man.

Just t0 confirm I am a ladies man. NOT a ladyboy. Thanks.