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Posted: 26 Mar 20 03:01

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LOS ANGELES – Well Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are now no longer considered royalty. Queen Elizabeth has stripped them of their Buckingham Palace titles and amenities including their royal name tags. The lovely couple will now be known simply as Harry, Duke of Sussex, and Meghan, Duchess of Sussex. The two will also have to return the 8 or 9 crowns that they were, in essence, merely leasi.....

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Posted: 26 Mar 20 03:17 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 26 Mar 20 03:17

"Prince Harry chimed in and said that he gets to keep his fox-hunting horse "Tally-ho," [comma in wrong place] his Big Ben cigarette lighter, [groan] and his English Terrier "Crumpet" that his brother Prince Charlie [is somebody else going to tell him, or shall I?] gave him last Thanksgiving."

I'll skip over 'Thanksgiving. It might be some kind of 'in-joke'.

This paragraph of crassness succinctly sums up this writer's 'output'.

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Posted: 26 Mar 20 19:28
Maybe it's deliberately awful?

This is very Dick Van Dick(sic):

Harry chuckled and said “I affta say dat it feels blimey jolly good mate.”

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