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Posted: 25 Mar 20 15:43

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CHEYENNE, Wyoming - MTV is reporting that many grocery store chains are now having to hire extra security guards. They note that due to the extreme shortage of toilet paper they are seeing more and more incidents of violence among the shoppers. One individual who was shopping at a Krogers was seen biting the elbow of an elderly woman who had reached for the same TP package that he was reach.....

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Posted: 25 Mar 20 15:47 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 25 Mar 20 15:48
This is such a funny story. It really is. Funny, I mean.

Perhaps you don't think so, but different people find different things funny. It's not the same for everybody.

The best bits in this story were when the writer wrote "granny panties", "crotch region", and when the woman ran off towards the frozen food section.

Those bits were really funny.

The rest of it, not so much.

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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 26 Mar 20 19:31
You know, I don't think this really happened, it's too meticulously crafted.

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