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Posted: 22 Mar 20 23:41

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A pair of marinebiologists carrying out new research in the Galapagos Islands have said that, in a development that can scarcely be believed, a giant turtle has tested positive for the Coronavirus. The turtle, which is thought to be almost 200 years old, was found in the southernmost island of Everdingle, and submitted most willingly to examination. As far as it's known, the turtle had not r.....

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Dr. Billingsgate

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Posted: 22 Mar 20 23:42 - Edited By: Dr. Billingsgate, 22 Mar 20 23:43

I thought I owned the Galapagos and the Giant Tortoises. And for that matter, Everdingle.

Erskin Quint

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Posted: 26 Mar 20 19:22

Oh no, and I was thinking of escaping to the Galapagos Islands. Drat, foiled again!

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