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Posted: 15 Mar 20 16:44

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A man who found himself feeling a bit 'peckish', and decided to open up his packing-up and eat something before it was really time for his dinner, was horrified to discover that a packet of crackers he'd intended to scoff were smashed to bits. The Roma Malkist Crackers, produced in Jakarta, Indonesia, by the Mayora company, were the property of Moys Kenwood, 56. He had been looking forward to e.....

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Dewani Unhatched

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Posted: 15 Mar 20 16:45

I love it!

Thelonius

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Posted: 15 Mar 20 21:39

Expand please?

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Posted: 15 Mar 20 22:02

Quote: Thelonius

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Posted: 15 Mar 20 22:03

Quote: Thelonius

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Posted: 15 Mar 20 22:35

OK. It’s clear now.

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Posted: 15 Mar 20 23:11

Dear Spoofe

Crumbs! This really takes the biscuit.

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Emmanuel Kant

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