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Posted: 23 Feb 20 22:56

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It's beginning to look a lot like Wuhan Everywhere you go; Take a look in the state pen They’re dying once again With ovens and crematoriums aglow. It's beginning to look a lot like Wuhan No food in any store But the prettiest sight to see is the padlock that will be On your own front door. A pair of combat boots and a pistol that shoots Is the fear of Bozo and Ben; Drones that will tal.....

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Aspartame Boy
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Posted: 23 Feb 20 22:59
Prior to reading this article, please listen to Bing Crosby sing “It’s beginning to look a-lot like Christmas”. Then get you a karaoke machine and sing the article.

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Posted: 24 Feb 20 02:03
I liked it. Very good rendition. If only Bing were alive today. He would be crooning your version.

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Posted: 27 Feb 20 10:55
AB is alive!

HE'S ALLLIIIIIVVVEEE I TELL YOU!

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Posted: 3 Mar 20 18:03
Now my next tune, to the tune of “I’ll be Home for Christmas”:

“I’ll be dead by Christmas”

We can all sing along.


 
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