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Posted: 9 Feb 20 04:29

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After his heart was shattered into a million tiny bits by a woman who didn't see their relationship going anywhere, Packey Havens of Nashville, Tennessee, scrambled to recoup all of his broken parts, and eventually succeeded in finding his last remaining inner piece. "It had gotten really far down there, into my innards," said Havens. "It's kind of a miracle I managed to get it back." Accord.....

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Danny Soz

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Posted: 9 Feb 20 04:31

Excellent piece - if you'll pardon the pun.

Dr. Billingsgate

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Posted: 10 Feb 20 00:29

That’s exactly why a man would rather have his deceased dogs attend his funeral, rather than his wife, ex-wives and girl friends.

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