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Sunday's Super Bowl LIV between the San Francisco 49ers and the Kansas City Chiefs will be notable for many reasons, the latest of which was revealed yesterday, as the 49ers will line up for the game wearing specially-designed, new LGBT rainbow-colored uniforms. The game is being staged at the Hard Rock Stadium in Miami Gardens, Florida. Both teams usually play in red, but as this might resu.....

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That explains why they are always swatting each others arses.

I've always said that most sports are inherently gay or at least sexual. Let's see:

* Footballers often pat each other on the butt.

* Then there is the tackle. So they simulate a certain crime on each other with their clothes on.

* Most ballgames involve taking someone else's ball and preventing others from taking it when you have it.

* Baseball players used to spit a lot. Spitting symbolizes ejaculation.

* Athletes sometimes carry a sports hero like carrying a bride over the threshold, and they "consummate" this "marriage" by opening champagne over their head (much like a "facial").

There are more, but this is enough to get the point.